Seventy Days and Counting Down to the 47th Annual Wild Game Feed. Friday, September 18, 2015 is still too far away for me, but it will arrive when it arrives, and there is nothing I can do to speed up the process. (Still—10 whole weeks? That’s like watching the clock on the last day of the school year when I was a kid.)
Today I was counting the jars of pickled quail eggs on my shelf, and it looks as though it’s going to be a thin year. Thirty-one jars and no time to make more. Last year I brought forty-seven and ran out, so for those persons wanting to give’em a try, stop by my shelter early. Since this is not a part of the AWGF, but just something I do on my own, each year’s supply can vary according to the availability of the eggs and just how much energy I have left to pickle them.
It’s easy to locate me. My shelter is always just a few feet away from the main ticket entry, and I’m usually there, at the ticket entry, or finding something to eat. Just look for the old fat man with long white hair and beard. Most likely that will be me, although there may be another one or two who match that description. If I’m not at my shelter or the ticket entry, just help yourself to some eggs. Should the flavor you want to try not be opened, just open it. You’ll save someone else the trouble of doing it.
Also, I usually have some cigars to swap around. Most years I have several different brands and styles, and this year will be no exception. Some are better than others, but none are bad or cheap. Last year I even swapped a Gurka Centurian for a Swisher Sweet. I don’t care. I just want everyone I meet to enjoy the AWGF as much as I do.
If you’re an old-timer at this shindig, then you know the drill. Eat, drink, eat, drink—not necessarily in that order. If this is your first time, well, it will take you about two minutes to figure it out. Just start with eat, then go to drink. Try this a few times, and then switch up the order. You’ll get the hang of it in a hurry.
Every year I’m asked the same questions by first timers—“What should I bring?” The simple answer is “Yourself” and of course your ticket. After that it’s just a matter of how much you want to haul in and keep track of.
There are certain “basics” I always bring. A chair, a mug (big), a shelter, a table, and a metal knife, fork, and spoon (I hate plastic utensils). Sometimes I bring an ice chest with a few of my favorites in it, and I always bring cigars, although you can buy them there at a reasonable price. The quail eggs usually happen, but aren’t guaranteed. Oh, and I tend to bring along a few plastic bags in case I want to take home some of the good eats the AWGF provides.
The main thing is just to be there, and you are always welcome at my shelter whether or not I’m there. And before I forget it, the Feed opens at Noon, but the line forms a few hours early. I used to show up about 10am and be first in line. That was years ago. Last year I arrived at 7:30am and about fifty or sixty men were already in line. Just sayin’. If you do come very early, make certain you have a chair or it will be a long morning.
If you have any questions, just email me at firstname.lastname@example.org . I may not have the answers for you, but I can usually find out.