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Tuesday, September 17, 2024

The Story of Almost

Today is Tuesday, September 17, 2024.  I expect to discover in just three days that I am at the 56th Annual Wild Game Feed in Oak Canon Park at Irvine Lake, Orange County, California.   And I hope to see you there, providing you were fortunate enough to obtain a ticket before they sold out last June. 

I don’t know about you, but I am both ready and completely unprepared for Friday to get here.  As you may know, I start my year the first Saturday after the end of the Feed each year.  In this way I end each year at the greatest event in the world (my opinion, but I know I share that opinion with many other guys).  And I can start my new year with great memories of the previous year. 

So just to let you know, today and tomorrow will be the last days I will be in contact with the world until after the Feed.  As a member of the organization, I will be leaving for Irvine Lake on Thursday morning to help with the setup, and, since the cell phone reception there is basically non-existent, I will not bother with carrying around my phone.

I am so ready for this.  Especially since, due to health issues and barring some miracle, this will most likely be my last Feed.  Many of you know I have Parkinson’s Disease, as well as a few other problems.  This last year it has taken a big chunk out of my abilities to function without a lot of help.  Therefore, the probabilities of my return to the Feed nest year are greatly diminished.  But I know the Feed ‘goes on come rain or shine.’ 

Enough of that.  My focus today is this coming Friday.  And we are Almost there.

See you at the Feed!

Meat and Beer!

Friday, August 2, 2024

Just Seven Weeks To Go

That’s right.  There is just seven weeks until the 56th Annual Wild Game Feed at Irvine Lake,  September 20, 2024, at 12 noon, the gates will open at the Feed and Oak Canyon Park will fill up with an onrush of guys hungry to chow down on buffalo ribs, alligator, ostrich, wild boar tacos, reindeer hotdogs, quail, frog legs, turkey nuts, and a whole lot of other exotic appetizers.  Yes, I said appetizers.  As I’ve said many times over the years, just when you are too full to eat another bite without bursting at the seams, dinner will be served.  I hope you have your ticket.

The ticket sales this year were insane.  The Feed sold out in about 12 hours.  And I have received many requests for tickets from guys who, for many reasons, did not, or could not, purchase the tickets they wanted.  I am sorry.  You will be missed this year.  Many guys over the years, me included, have had to experience the sadness and pain attached to the two words “Sold Out.”   Unfortunately, 'Sold Out' means 'Sold Out.'

But for those for whom fortune smiled upon this year, get ready, the time is growing short, and very soon the Feed will be upon us. 

See you at the Feed!

Meat and Beer!

Friday, July 19, 2024

Funhouse Glasses (A.K.A. Bifocals)

Some years ago, I realized I needed glasses.  I had spent my youth with vision problems without realizing what was wrong.  Actually, I had constant headaches, but I had never associated it with my poor vision.  In my late teens I was given a position with a company where I had to read fine print on a checklist for products being shipped out.  I made a few mistakes, which ultimately led to a vision exam.  The eye doctor commented that I had enough astigmatism for an entire family, and when he corrected my vision through the machine thing I was looking through, I realized my problem.  The idea of ‘two eyes, two objects’ suddenly was no longer valid.  Thus came the first set of glasses.

This first pair of glasses was for me a learning curve.  Actually, it was more like a spiral.  Downward.  I had always known the object on the left was a false image allowing me to walk through it.  But there was no longer an image on the left.  I walked into people, walls, doors, and just about anything else in front of me, although as time went on, I learned and adjusted to this new vision.

Over the years I changed prescriptions several times, with my true vision degenerating steadily.  My eye doctor told me I was just keeping ahead of technology by only a small amount, meaning my eyesight was barely correctible each time I visited him, even though it was always a bit worse than the last time I was in.  And after each adjustment in the prescription, there was another learning curve.  At some point I decided to not get new glasses until I couldn’t read the citation I was issued for running the stop sign I didn't see. 

Then came the bifocals.  Such fun.  After my first fitting, I was afraid to walk, as someone had moved the floor somewhere else.  I took short slow steps, each time feeling with my feet to see if the floor was still there.  I made it out of the doctor's office only to be confronted with a curb.  Even though I could see the curb, the step down to the level of the parking lot appeared to be about 75 feet.  I was literally afraid to take the step.  I got down on my hands and knees and felt the distance with my hands before swinging my legs over the edge.  Well, I felt like an idiot, especially after I changed back to my old glasses and realized how many people were watching me.

It only took a couple of weeks to adjust to my new reality, and I was very happy about not having to struggle to read a book.  The only problem was that it was time to renew my driver’s license.  At the DMV I could not read the eye chart.  It was just too blurry.  Back to the eye doctor. 

“David, your eyes are corrected as much as technology can correct them.  With three points or axis of astigmatism in each eye and a near-sighted vision of 20/180, it’s almost a miracle just to keep you from being legally blind.  I went back to the DMV with a note from the doctor, and, reluctantly, they renewed my license.  Two years later I was fitted with trifocals.  And it began again.

It was always obvious to everyone when my prescription changed.  1) My lenses would be thicker, and 2) I would be covered in bruises.  Ultimately the progressive lenses arrived.   And I was in love.  I could almost see, even though my lenses were so heavy my glasses would cut into the top of my nose.  Lightweight lenses were not around back then. 

About 12 or so years ago I realized everything was turning a foggy brown.  I put up with it for a while, but eventually I had to have cataract surgery.  First up the right eye.  After it was over and I spent a couple of weeks recovering, my doctor did the left eye.  Wow! What a difference!  Colors were brighter, and my vision was significantly better.  Not perfect, but I no longer was at the edge of technology.

In the 10 or so years since my surgery, my vision has changed very little.  I still wear glasses for near sightedness (not completely correctable during the surgery), and for a bit of uncorrectable astigmatism.  However, now when I walk into a wall, it’s not because I can’t see.  I chalk it up to moving walls.

Sunday, June 2, 2024

A New Record

Well it is over, and a new record was set for selling out of the tickets for the Annual Wild Game Feed at Irvine Lake. Less than 12 hours from the first button push to the last ticket gone.  Instead of taking a few days through the mail, the new electronic ordering system cut it down to mere hours, and proved just how everyone is looking forward to this year’s Feed.  It also proved one cannot hesitate when it is time to order tickets.  Those who hesitated will be waiting for next year’s Feed.  Sorry, but it is a fact. 

I hope you were successful, and I will

See You at the Feed!

Meat and Beer

Monday, May 27, 2024

Ticket Time (Revised)

Just five days away is ticket time for the 56th Annual Wild Game Feed to be held at Irvine Lake’s Oak Canyon Park on Friday, September 20, 2024.  Yep, June 1st is almost upon us, and in just a few days (hours really) a magic button will appear on the Feed’s website (awgf.us)*, and it can be pressed to open up a ticket order form for the ‘Greatest Feed On Earth,' but that’s just my opinion.  Although, I believe many would agree with me.

At a recent members meeting, I overheard someone say they expect the tickets to sell out faster than ever before.  I agree.  So if you are planning to be there this year, Do Not Hesitate to place your ticket order. 

I expect a major rush to purchase tickets this year.  The tech team at the AWGF has worked hard to make certain the site does not crash from everyone purchasing tickets at the same time, but it is also the first time this site will be tested.  So have some patience with it if it fails during the process.  Also, please do not contact me about the site, as I have no input into it, nor do I have any ability to help anyone out if something goes wrong.  Sorry.  But hope springs eternal, and it just may work as it was designed to do.

Anyway, if you are not signed up, please do it now, since only those registered at awgf.us* will be able to make ticket purchases.  And with fingers crossed I hope to

See you at the Feed!

Meat and Beer!

*Some last minute changes have taken place, mainly because the .us site did not work well enough for everyone to be able to purchase tickets.  The tickets will be available on June 1st at a new site annualwildgamefeed.org .  Please check it out.  I believe everyone now has a real opportunity to get tickets (on June 1) without a big hassle.

Sunday, May 5, 2024

Ready and Waiting

The Annual Wild Game Feed #56 is just over 4 months away, and I am more than ready for it.  As far as I am concerned, if it happened tomorrow, it would be too long to wait.  But ‘waiting’ is the second half of ‘ready and waiting.’  I’ve got the first half covered, so I guess I’ll wait. 

This year the Feed is happening on September 20. 2024.  It seems to be so far off; however, before that day gets here, there are tickets to be purchased.  I hope you are signed up at awgf.us because on June 1, 2024, the ticket sales will go live online.  Just like the old method of mailing in your order form, the tickets are sold ‘first come, first served.’  And just like the old mail-in method, when the tickets are sold out, the tickets are sold out.  Just saying.

So get ready.  June 1st is arriving very soon, I hope to see everyone again at the Feed this year. 

 Meat and Beer!

Sunday, March 24, 2024

Biggie – Year Thirteen

Recently I came across some information that places Biggie’s birthdate in February, 2006.  That makes him EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD!!!  And, at least for the most part, he still acts like a puppy.  Yes, he is almost completely deaf, he is losing his eyesight, he still has a few teeth, and he can't jump.  He is white after all.  But his health is good, and he still likes to go for walks and spend time outdoors. 

I haven’t had much opportunity to spend time with him this past year, and I'm not certain how to correct that.  Biggie's mom does not have a car, and neither do I.  Also, even if I owned a car, I am no longer able to drive due to my own health problems.  Still, I am not entirely without getting my “Biggie fix" from time to time.  Occasionally someone is able to bring him over for a visit.

Recently I saw a video his mom took of him outdoors and off leash.  Biggie was having fun running and playing just like a young pup.  It made me very happy to see him like this.  I hope he remains this way for many more years.

Friday, March 22, 2024

Big AWGF Ticket Order Form Change

Hey Everyone, I received notice that for 2024, the tickets will be available for order online.  It is about time!  The order forms will go live on Saturday, June 1, 2024, but only to those who are registered with AWGF.us .  Easy to do, in fact many may already be registered and just need to add a password.  Please go to my page AWGF  FAQ’s where I have given a little more about the changes under the first three questions.  Also, there seems to be a deadline for registering of April, 7, 2024.  I don’t know why the deadline exists, but if history has ever taught me anything, it is 'Don't Miss Deadlines!’

 See You at the Feed!

 Meat and Beer!

Sunday, March 17, 2024

Wow! That was Fast!

It has now been six months since the Annual Wild Game Feed, and it time to slow things down--really.  I mean to a snail's pace.  I am not kidding.  Traditionally, the next six months (from the third Friday in March to the third Friday in September every year) takes about roughly FOREVER to pass by.  This year the Feed will happen on Friday, September 20, 2024.  And I am ready.  And I am waiting, and waiting, and waiting, and waiting, and . . .

Anyone who knows me, or even has met me, instantly notices a couple of things about me.  1) I look like my alter ego, Santa Claus.  And because of the resemblance, I spent many years as an actor in private homes, corporate parties, malls, tree lightings, and on stage and television, as well as many other venues.  It was fun while it lasted.  And 2) I have Parkinson’s.  This is Not fun.  Oh, well. 

Each year my condition gets worse, and now I am wondering just how many Feeds are remaining for me. Not that I’m complaining, I’ve had a great life.  I am just wondering.  I’ve been to the Feed more than 25 times over the years, and each one has been enough fun to last a lifetime.  How time flies.  Still I am planning to be there again this year.  It will take something far worse than Parkinson's to keep me away.  Besides, I am overloaded with cigars, and this is about the only place I can get away with enjoying a few.  During my life I have rarely encountered a gathering of men where everyone is like a brother.  At the Feed every man is equal.  No one is better than anyone else.  Everyone attends for reasons known only to him, but no one leaves a bit unchanged. 

I hope to visit again with everyone this year.  But it can’t happen if you don’t purchase your tickets when the ticket order forms arrive in a couple of months.  So, get ready, and start putting aside some dollars (if you haven't done so already), because when the forms arrive, the tickets will sell out quickly.  If you do get a ticket, prepare to have more fun than you can stand.  Once again, the Feed is going to be bigger and better than ever and worth every penny you spend to get there.  And if you have a break, or need a break, from all the fun, stop by the entry gate and visit.  I will probably have a cigar for you, and I have been known to get anyone who stops for a visit a beer.

Anyway, if you are caught unprepared to purchase a ticket for the 56th Annual Wild Game Feed at Irvine Lake, you will be required to prepare to wait until number 57.  And I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

See you at the Feed!

Meat and Beer!