I’m beginning to panic. I don’t like waiting for my order form to arrive for the Annual Wild Game Feed in Irvine each year. And this year it’s a bit late arriving. My lack of patience is growing fast.
Actually I moved a few months ago, and I’m worried my form won’t catch up with me. I placed a forwarding address with the Post Office—twice. I sent the new address to the AWGF home office. I even sent the new address to the Idaho location that processes the mailing of the tickets. Nothing. I’ve even contacted my contacts with the AWGF. Still nothing. I can’t even find out if the forms have been sent out.
PLEASE SEND ME AN ORDER FORM!!
If anyone reading this has received his order form, would you please send me an electronic copy? Just scan the front and back and send it as an attachment to firstname.lastname@example.org . I’ll be sure to buy you a beer at the Feed.
I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m ready for the big event. My shelter is standing beside my tables and chairs. My quail eggs are all pickled and stacked in their boxes. My cigars are packed in their travel humidors. And my wife is ready to kick me out if I don’t stop talking about it. If you’ve been there before, then you know what I am talking about, and you know why I’m worried about that order form.