I like to barbeque, grill, smoke, and everything else associated with outdoor cooking. Rarely have I ever been without some form of outdoor cooking apparatus in my possession, and when that has happened, I’m not happy. That doesn’t mean I use it every day, but when I want to cook outdoors, I want to cook outdoors.
Stub is the name of my gas grill. No it’s not the only outdoor cooking system I own, but it is probably the most used since it is quick to fire up and slap something onto the grates. Stub gets its name from the fact that it needs fours legs to stand upright, but one of those legs is broken off about three inches above the ground.
Stub has been with me longer than any grill I’ve owned except my first kettle grill purchased about 40 years ago. That first one lasted almost 25 years through heavy use and abuse before I handed it over to a new owner, but only Stub has rivaled it to any degree for longevity.
I purchased Stub all shiny and new from a major hardware store several years ago. This particular store had sent to me a gift card, a large discount card, a card with specific dollars off if I spent over a certain amount, and a rebate from a purchase I had made earlier in the year. And all of them could be combined. My net cost to purchase Stub was just the sales tax and the gasoline to get there and back. This is my kind of shopping. Stub replaced Brownie, my previous gas grill. I was happy to see Brownie go, but it did leave a big cooking hole in my life, so Stub was very welcome when he arrived.
Brownie had been a rescue grill from the alley behind our apartment. When I found him cowering beside a trash bin, he had been sadly neglected, and had suffered from an obviously abusive relationship. I brought him into my garage and slowly brought him back to health. A good scrubbing, several new parts, a new glass across the front (think 1980’s styling), and a new coat of paint. Brownie was looking good, but Brownie had an attitude. I think I know why his previous owner beat him and left him in the alley.
The first time I fired up Brownie, he was very cooperative. He gave me perfectly cooked chicken breasts, and I could not have been more pleased. The next time I tried to utilize his talents, he refused to light until I finally laid a flaming stick on the burner and turned on the gas for several minutes. When he did finally light, the fireball was probably seen two counties away.
Brownie was a test of my patience, and my patience has never fully recovered. When Brownie finally pushed me past the point of no return, I made certain no person would ever again be plagued by this sadistic monster. Basically I disassembled every part from every other part and took those parts to different trash bins in different alleys over a period of several weeks. Done. Good riddance.
Last week I decided Stub had suffered enough with his broken leg. Carefully I turned him on his side and very quickly and decisively sawed off the jagged edge of his stump. A 2x2 and a few bolts later Stub had a peg leg. A little black paint and he now stands proud and tall once again. No more leaning at a frightening angle, and no more being propped up by a brick. Stub is now keeping up with the best of them once again.
Stub’s charcoal burning friend Smoky Roundhouse (an old kettle style grill) also got a new lease on life with a few new replacement parts. Now each time I walk to the back yard, I can only smile at these two old timers standing side by side ready to cook up some good eats.
David’s Thick Barbeque Sauce:
I usually prefer a thin vinegar pepper sauce with most of my smoked meats (if I desire a sauce at all), but sometimes I just want something a bit sweeter and thicker, especially if the meat has been direct flame grilled. This goes great with pork or chicken—especially chicken.
Makes about 3 pints.
1 (12-ounce) bottle commercial chili sauce
3 cups ketchup (up to 4 cups if desired)
1 (6-ounce) can tomato paste
1 cup prepared yellow mustard
¼ cup Worcestershire sauce
¼ cup cider vinegar
1/3 cup yellow mustard seeds soaked in the apple cider vinegar for 2 hours
1 tablespoon garlic powder (do not use fresh garlic)
1 tablespoon onion powder (or ¼ cup minced red onion)
1 tablespoon freshly ground black pepper
1 tablespoon salt
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon fish sauce (optional, but I like it)
1 chipotle in adobo sauce, minced
1 tablespoon pure ancho chile powder
1 teaspoon chili powder
1 teaspoon smoked paprika
½ teaspoon cayenne pepper
½ teaspoon liquid smoke
¼ teaspoon ground nutmeg
¼ teaspoon ground cumin
½ cup honey
1 cup firmly packed light brown sugar
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