To a Texan the only way to start a day is by attacking a substantial breakfast. I’m not talking about a leisurely conversation with a cup of coffee and a roll, I’m talking about a literal attack against a formidable opponent. It could also be called ‘striving toward a goal,’ or ‘man vs. food,’ or ‘a winning attitude.’ It could be. But that would be a Texas-sized understatement. But any way you look at it, breakfast in Texas is not for wimps.
A simple breakfast is just a couple of eggs, a chicken fried steak or two, biscuits and gravy, and some home fries. Grits may or may not be included, just keep them off my plate. But it’s not too unusual to see the addition of bacon, ham, fried catfish, enchiladas, beefsteak, pork chops, and fruit pies. Beans, rice, and tortillas are a given. French fries are always a welcomed change from home fries, and one could easily include just about anything else found on a Tex-Mex menu from tamales to carne asada. Even a barbeque menu makes a good breakfast. Coffee is no-brainer, and I’ve been asked more than once at a restaurant if I wanted a beer. Once I was brought a shot of tequila with my orange juice. Yes!! That’s what I’m talking about!
It’s a wonder that Texans aren’t as big as the state, or at least the region of abode, but hard work is the norm and the calories are put to good use. Life on the farms and ranches starts early and isn’t over until the sun is long gone. Every day. Some of the larger spreads have two breakfasts. The first one is just enough to get started gathering eggs or other small chores. Then comes the big one. After that, it’s off to the hard work for five or six hours before the next meal arrives.
After I began working and traveling for a company in the late ‘sixties, I discovered breakfast isn’t the same in other parts of the country. In Denver I encountered something called a ‘quiche.’ Basically it was just a small slice of baked scrambled eggs in a pie shell with a few things such as onions, cheese and spinach thrown in. After eating two full breakfasts of these things, I was still hungry.
New York was some fish on a piece of bread shaped like a doughnut. It took me a few years to appreciate the bagel, but it’s still just fish on a piece of bread.
Many of the southern states served grits with some substantial sides such as shrimp or ham and bacon and eggs. Not too bad, but not enough, and I’m not a fan of grits anyway.
California served juice and salad, or just a cinnamon roll. Idaho served potatoes and eggs (more please). Wisconsin served eggs and cheese with a sausage (a very good sausage). Chicago was pastry and weak coffee. A restaurant in Vermont served unlimited pancakes with maple syrup. The main problem was the use of sawdust instead of flour to make the pancakes. Many places had a good, but rather small, breakfast. And just as many places served a large inedible breakfast.
In St. Louis I encountered a pork steak for breakfast. It came with three eggs, biscuits and gravy, home fries, a big slice of ham and some sausage links. I was just about to declare St. Louis a part of Texas when I discovered this was being served family style to the three of us at the table. Oh, well.
I found a place near Oklahoma City that served a fantastic breakfast. It was a truck stop café with seating for about 30 or so, but the parking area was a bit small, and about 20 trucks would fill it up. Even so, the place always had people standing outside the door waiting to get in. I was driving by one morning when several of the truckers were leaving, so I took advantage of the open parking and stopped in. It was the right thing to do.
The waitress looked at me for about 3 seconds, and then said, “Fort Worth, right?”
“I’ll get your breakfast. Meanwhile, coffee’s over there. Help yourself.”
I got my coffee and sat back down before I realized I hadn’t even ordered my breakfast. But it didn’t matter. Within a couple of minutes the biscuits and gravy arrived with a big chicken fried steak. Two more minutes and I had three eggs over easy with home fries. I was swallowing the last bite of the chicken fried steak when a plate of ham, bacon and sausages arrived, along with more biscuits and gravy and two more eggs. She came back by with a bowl of grits, but before she set them down, she looked at me for a moment, and then walked away with the bowl. She returned with two big cheese enchiladas and a wedge of apple pie. (How did she know?)
“I’m sorry, but we’re out of apricot pie. Hope the apple is okay.”
There were a few other ‘perfect’ breakfasts I found outside of Texas, and they were mostly at truck stops or out of the way cafes. Not every perfect breakfast came with enchiladas and pie, but every one of them was good and in quantity.
A recipe for a Texas breakfast menu is not an easy thing to do, but here is a recipe for one of my favorite inclusions in a Texas breakfast. Just remember, every breakfast is better with a couple of big cheese enchiladas.
Machaca con Huevos
Serves 4 to 6.
1 tablespoon A-1 Steak Sauce
1 tablespoon soy sauce
2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
Juice of 4 to 5 limes
Juice of 1 large orange
1 chipotle chile in adobo, minced
1 teaspoon adobo sauce
4 cloves garlic, chopped
1 teaspoon ground cumin
1 teaspoon chili powder mix
1/2 teaspoon dried crushed oregano
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1/2 cup olive oil
3 pounds boneless beef chuck, cut into 4 to 6 pieces
1 large red onion, cut in half lengthwise, then sliced across
1 large red or green bell pepper, sliced
4 cloves garlic, chopped
1 (10-ounce) can tomatoes with chiles, diced
1 (4-ounce) can diced green chiles
1/2 cup beef stock
1 tablespoon dried crushed oregano
1 tablespoon ground cumin
1 teaspoon Mexican hot pepper sauce such as Cholula or Tapatio
Coarse salt and freshly ground black pepper
Olive oil for the pan
8 large eggs, lightly beaten
1 small red onion, chopped
2 New Mexico or Anaheim green chiles (preferably Hatch chiles)
3 plum tomatoes, chopped
3 cups dried Machaca
Marinade and Machaca:
Whisk all the marinade ingredients together. Pierce the meat deeply all over with a sharp fork, then place the beef chunks into the marinade. Cover and let marinate overnight in the refrigerator.
Remove meat from the marinade, drain, and pat dry. Discard the marinade. Allow the meat to sit, covered, for about 45 to 60 minutes to bring to room temperature.
In a large heavy pot, heat 2 tablespoons of the olive oil. Sear the meat well on all sides, in batches so as not to crowd them. Remove the meat as it is browned and set aside. When all of the pieces are browned, pour out the accumulated fat in the pot leaving a layer of drippings on the bottom of the pot. Bring the pot back up to a medium heat, add in the onion, peppers, and garlic. Cook, stirring, for a few minutes to soften.
Add the tomatoes, broth, pepper sauce and spices, and cook, stirring and scraping the bottom of the pot to release all the browned bits. When it comes to a boil, place the beef chunks back in and push down until each piece is submerged, and then lower the heat to bring down to a low simmer. Simmer, covered, for a few hours. Stir from time to time, but keep the heat as low as possible and still simmer.
After 2 ½ to 3 hours the meat should be fall-apart tender. Lift the meat out of the sauce, let cool for about 15 minutes, and then using two forks shred the beef along the grain. Return some of the meat back into the sauce in the pan and cook some more to reduce and thicken the sauce. This is perfect for burrito or enchilada filling, or served with rice and beans. But reserve at least half of the meat to make the dried machaca.
Spread the shredded meat in a single layer on a baking sheet. Bake in a 250F oven for 20 minutes. Check after 20 minutes. The meat should be dry to the touch with no accumulated moisture beneath. If not, dry an additional 10 minutes. Alternatively, the beef can be dried on top of the stove using a cast-iron skillet over medium low heat. Stir often.
Machaca con Huevos:
Saute the onion and peppers in butter, and when they have softened, add in the chopped tomato and machaca. When hot, remove from the pan, and then on medium heat cook scrambled eggs until almost done. Stir in the machaca and tomato mixture. Garnish with cilantro. Serve with hot flour or corn tortillas.
As always, breakfast is best served with a couple of big cheese enchiladas, but I’ve said this before.
Since I moved away from Texas I don’t hear much about machaca anymore, and I don’t know why this is so. I occasionally find it in a restaurant in a chimichanga, or a burrito, but I can’t count on getting my machaca fix very often unless I make it myself. This is the recipe I’ve been using for a very long time, and as with most good eats, it isn’t fast food.